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#141 Blogpost — Tuesday,December 7, 2021

Posted by Denny Hatch

THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Overthe recent horrific years of COVID-19, face masks, wholesale hospitalizations and deaths, politicalupheavals, riots, canceled travels and hug-free two-dimensional Zoom gatherings,I had an epiphany. It was the discovery that when I was laughing and having a hilarioustime, my daily dose of angst, anger, worry and fear vanished.

Thechallenge: how could I share laughter with others and do my darnedest to make theworld a happier place?

What sparks laughter? Jokes for one thing.

                 For Starters…
Idecided to dig deep and came up with 87 of the best jokes -- thigh-slappers -- Imanaged to remember over my past seventy-five years. (NOTE: These arefor adults. Most are R-rated.)

• Youwill start with a YouTube link to the Funniest Joke (IMO) in the History of theWorld. (If you know a funnier one, I’d love to hear it!)

•Okay, 87 jokes do not make a book. What else is out there that makes people happy?In prowling the endlessly fascinating millions of hours available in the YouTube universe, I stumbled across twominutes and 31 seconds that changed my life.

IN PERFORMANCE: MARC GINSBURG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z90Ht1Fl7lA

YouTube Search Bar Key Words:
Marc Ginsburg museum song

FULL LYRICS: 

https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/barnum/museumsong.htm

Google Key Words: 

Museum Song Lyrics 

• You’ll discover Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs comes alive with more than 112 unforgettable YouTube performances by beloved entertainers of the last 100 years. Included: Danny Kaye, Noel Coward, Tom Lehrer, Dame Patricia Routledge, Julie Andrews, Phil Harris, Elaine Stritch, Martyn Green, Sutton Foster,Robert Preston to name but a few.

•Think of it! With a mouse click you can generate more than six hours ofworld-class entertainment on any device from small to huge: iPhone, iPad, laptop,desktop -- all the way up to those splendid, wall-sized smart TVs. What’s more,it’s all free!  

           Oops... Patter Song-and-dance Masters
Right after I finished Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songsand sent it off to the publisher, I suddenly realized a huge omission -- the five masters of the patter-song-and-dance. I quickly added them to the anthology. Here's a favorite. NOTE: In the history of motion pictures, this is the only instance where Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly appeared together.

IN PERFORMANCE: FRED ASTAIRE, GENE KELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYVySDLUCy8
YouTube Key Words:
Astaire Kelly Babbitt and Bromide 

FULL LYRICS:
https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/ziegfeldfollies/thebabbittandthebromide.htm
Google Key Words:
Babbitt and Bromide Lyrics

                An Added Bonus
• Incase you itch to learn these songs and possibly perform them, Bawdy Jokes& Patter Songs provides access to the Full Lyrics. 

• Thesejokes and patter songs are true dazzlers -- on stage, at the dinner table, inyour living room, on Zoom or as audience wake-ups in PowerPoint presentations.

Inshort, I loved creating Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs. I guaranteeyou’re gonna love owning it. So will theatrical producers, your friends, familyand business associates whom you will continually delight with your newrepertoire of humor, songs and zaniness. It’s a hoot!

Again, welcome!

P.S. BawdyJokes & Patter Songs is available for purchase online:

Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Bawdy-Jokes-Patter-Songs-Denny-ebook/dp/B09K4H7262/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=bawdy+jokes+%26+patter+songs&qid=1638799447&s=books&sr=1-1

Barnes & Noble 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bawdy-jokes-patter-songs-denny-hatch/1140389737?ean=9781665709170 

Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs

Compiled and Written by Denny Hatch

Softcover | 8.25 x 11 in | 154 pages ISBN 9781665709170 | $12.99

E-Book | 154 pages | ISBN 9781665709163 | $2.99

Available at Amazon and Barnes& Noble

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At age 15, Denny Hatch—as a lowly apprentice—wrote his first news release for a Connecticut summer theater. To his astonishment it ran verbatim in The Middletown Press.He was instantly hooked on writing. After a two-year stint in the U.S. Army (1958-60), Denny had nine jobs in his first 12 years in business. He was fired from five of them and went on to save two businesses and start three others. One of his businesses—WHO’S MAILING WHAT! newsletterand archive service founded in 1984—revolutionized the science of how to measure the success of competitors’ direct mail. In the past 55 yearshe has been a book club director, magazine publisher, advertising copywriter/designer, editor, journalist and marketing consultant. He is the author of four published novels and seven books on business and marketing.

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