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Dateline: Philadelphia, PA
Tuesday, December 7, 2021

 

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#141 Blogpost — Tuesday,December 7, 2021

 

Posted by Denny Hatch

 

THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

 


 Welcometo the party!

 

Overthe recent horrific years of COVID-19, face masks, wholesale hospitalizations and deaths, politicalupheavals, riots, canceled travels and hug-free two-dimensional Zoom gatherings,I had an epiphany. It was the discovery that when I was laughing and having a hilarioustime, my daily dose of angst, anger, worry and fear vanished.

 

Thechallenge: how could I share laughter with others and do my darnedest to make theworld a happier place?

 

What sparks laughter? Jokes for one thing.

 

                 For Starters…
Idecided to dig deep and came up with 87 of the best jokes -- thigh-slappers -- Imanaged to remember over my past seventy-five years. (NOTE: These arefor adults. Most are R-rated.)

 

• Youwill start with a YouTube link to the Funniest Joke (IMO) in the History of theWorld. (If you know a funnier one, I’d love to hear it!)

 

•Okay, 87 jokes do not make a book. What else is out there that makes people happy?In prowling the endlessly fascinating millions of hours available in the YouTube universe, I stumbled across twominutes and 31 seconds that changed my life.

 

IN PERFORMANCE: MARC GINSBURG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z90Ht1Fl7lA

YouTube Search Bar Key Words:
Marc Ginsburg museum song

 

FULL LYRICS: 

https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/barnum/museumsong.htm

Google Key Words: 

Museum Song Lyrics 

 

AboutPatter Songs
Pattersongs are found in grand opera, musical theater, vaudeville, television, movies, cabarets and, of course, Gilbert & Sullivan operettas. These are the wittiest, mostwickedly wonderful rata-tat-tat rhymes, music and sheer delight by thegreatest showbiz composers and lyricists -- Cole Porter, Noel Coward, IraGershwin, John Latouche, Madame Spivy, Meredith Willson and a legion more.

 

• You’ll discover Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs comes alive with more than 112 unforgettable YouTube performances by beloved entertainers of the last 100 years. Included: Danny Kaye, Noel Coward, Tom Lehrer, Dame Patricia Routledge, Julie Andrews, Phil Harris, Elaine Stritch, Martyn Green, Sutton Foster,Robert Preston to name but a few.

 

•Think of it! With a mouse click you can generate more than six hours ofworld-class entertainment on any device from small to huge: iPhone, iPad, laptop,desktop -- all the way up to those splendid, wall-sized smart TVs. What’s more,it’s all free!  

 

           Oops... Patter Song-and-dance Masters
Right after I finished Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songsand sent it off to the publisher, I suddenly realized a huge omission -- the five masters of the patter-song-and-dance. I quickly added them to the anthology. Here's a favorite. NOTE: In the history of motion pictures, this is the only instance where Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly appeared together.

 

IN PERFORMANCE: FRED ASTAIRE, GENE KELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYVySDLUCy8
YouTube Key Words:
Astaire Kelly Babbitt and Bromide
 

 

FULL LYRICS:
https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/ziegfeldfollies/thebabbittandthebromide.htm
Google Key Words:
Babbitt and Bromide Lyrics

 

                An Added Bonus
• Incase you itch to learn these songs and possibly perform them, Bawdy Jokes& Patter Songs provides access to the Full Lyrics. 

 

• Thesejokes and patter songs are true dazzlers -- on stage, at the dinner table, inyour living room, on Zoom or as audience wake-ups in PowerPoint presentations.

 

Inshort, I loved creating Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs. I guaranteeyou’re gonna love owning it. So will theatrical producers, your friends, familyand business associates whom you will continually delight with your newrepertoire of humor, songs and zaniness. It’s a hoot!

                              

Again, welcome!


 

 

        

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. BawdyJokes & Patter Songs is available for purchase online:

 

Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Bawdy-Jokes-Patter-Songs-Denny-ebook/dp/B09K4H7262/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=bawdy+jokes+%26+patter+songs&qid=1638799447&s=books&sr=1-1

 

Barnes & Noble 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bawdy-jokes-patter-songs-denny-hatch/1140389737?ean=9781665709170 

 

Bawdy Jokes & Patter Songs

Compiled and Written by Denny Hatch

Softcover | 8.25 x 11 in | 154 pages ISBN 9781665709170 | $12.99

E-Book | 154 pages | ISBN 9781665709163 | $2.99

Available at Amazon and Barnes& Noble


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