'Very Funny Speaker': Dale Irvin is the world?s only 'Professional Summarizer.' He attends your meeting, paying attention to every word spoken by every speaker and noticing every detail of the event. Then, throughout the day, he will 'summarize' the event with a comedy monologue, written on the spot. One of his clients best described his performance, when she said: 'What Billy Crystal brings to the Academy Awards, you brought to our meeting.'